Monday, December 10, 2018

The Henry Cavill Gun Show

FLP Newcomer (Joined FLP Season 5)

The origin of the Henry Cavill Gun Show name comes from the Mission: Impossible - Fallout trailer, where Henry Cavill's character, as he prepares to fight, fans out his arms in his dress shirt. This action causes an incredible noise, giving the illusion that Mr. Cavill's arms are really in fact "guns."

The Henry Cavill Gun Show has never watched football aside from the Superbowl prior to the beginning of his first fantasy season. He often ridiculed the sport by calling it "handegg" or "American football" due to his love for the much superior sport of football (aka soccer), only to find himself watching NFL nonstop throughout the fantasy season. The only reason he joined was because he promised to join the League if the rest of the teams failed to prevent Mr. Brady's Legal Team from winning a second season in a row. Two of his highest scoring games came from match ups with Mr. Brady's Legal team, living up to the hype of the confrontation.

Henry Cavill Gun Show fought tooth and nail this season, just barely missing the final four, finishing 5th with a 7-7 record, the same record as the 4th place, but less points kept him under. Reflecting on his rookie season, he admits that winging his draft proved to be his downfall, as five of his originally drafted players ended up on IR and his season was plagued by injuries to an incredible degree.

Fun fact: to this day, the Henry Cavill Gun Show does not know what a tight end does.

Favorite NFL Team: The Man With No Team
Favorite NFL Players: Drew "Daddy" Brees, Sony "PlayStation" Michel, George "Hype Train" Kittle

Fantasy Team Composition Rating
(Trash, Mediocre, Average, Pro, Elite)
QB: Pro
WR: Average
RB: Pro
TE: Elite
K: Average
DEF: Mediocre

Key Rivals:
Mr. Brady's Legal Team
Papa's Pizza Equity
CLEGANEBOWL

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